I recently visited the local hotbed of activism, my dry cleaners. While picking up a stack of clean shirts, I noticed their new sign: “Read Banned Books.” As a libertarian, I was inclined to say “right on!” After all, the free exchange of ideas is the first line of defense against tyranny, hence ranking the First Amendment first. So, what is a “banned book,” who banned it, why was it banned, and where can I get one?
If a ordinary storefront is able to advertise banned books, why aren’t they prosecuted? Who is the inept agency in charge of enforcing the banned book statute? Shouldn’t there be penalties for possessing these banned books?
In fact, no book is banned in the US, and there is no law banning any book. Even The Turner Diaries, the book credited with inspiring the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, is openly advertised on Amazon with no restrictions or warnings. So, sleep well, those who feared book bans were overturning The First Amendment and reanimating Hitler (Mein Kampf is Amazon’s 5,270th best seller). There is no such thing as a banned book in this great country.
“Banned books” is actually the name of a movement sponsored partly by the American Library Association, or ALA. They sponsor “Banned Book Week” where they highlight the plight of banned books throughout the prior year. Since none of the 175 million books ever published is actually banned in the US, the ALA has expanded its reach to include “challenged books.”
OK, so “Banned” was a tease, but what is “Challenged?” The ALA compiles a list of incidents where people have demanded that a book be removed from a school reading list or a high school library. Sadly, nothing by Al Gore has made this list yet.
For example I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, by Maya Angelou, was removed from the required reading list for 14 year olds in Annapolis MD. Apparently the chapters depicting rapes were too much for some parents. Or, Fayetville, AK removed The Homo Handbook: Getting in Touch With Your Inner Homo from its high school library. Dreadful assaults on liberty.
Now, the Library of Congress holds 32 million books, but the Denver Library holds less than 2.5 million. Does that mean Denver bans 90% of books? Of course not; Denver has only so much money and space for its book collection. No serious person would accuse DPL of being book burners or censors.
Since the Fayetville school libraries also can’t hold 32 million books, why then are they evil censors for dropping The Homo Handbook? The answer, of course, is that the ALA doesn’t want any input into the books it chooses to stock with taxpayer money.
When the ALA decides what book is best, given limited resources, that’s fine. When a taxpayer or parent demands oversight of how his money is spent, that’s censorship. All this is symptomatic of the elite’s sense of entitlement to dictate consumption for the commoners. The ALA thinks it is entitled to funding without responsibility or oversight, which aptly describes the NEA and PBS as well.
Not content to defend their own turf, the far left also attack the rights of their ideological enemies. The left has targeted right wing talk radio, for instance. Even though the elite left own NPR and PBS, which reach nearly every citizen caffeinated enough to listen, the likes of Nancy Pelosi seek to silence dissent in the name of fairness. Pelosi, of San Francisco, seemingly can’t stand that someone in Kansas doesn’t share her refined taste in bias.
So, the next time you whiff petuli and turn around to see a messenger bag with a “Read Banned Books” button, relax. The right to publish and read whatever you want is alive and well. If you still sense danger, it might just be the real censor and enemy of The First Amendment, the House Speaker from California.